I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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