it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize
