I want to make a zoo with you.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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