somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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