I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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