im drinking this country out of the recession.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
She just used a chaser for red wine.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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