There is no way he is gay with that hair.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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