I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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