Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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