can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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