You're so nebulous sometimes
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Randomize
