i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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