look no pants
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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