Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
