K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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