Do you still have your period?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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