I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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