even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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