I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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