I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What did we do last night that was yellow?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
