Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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