I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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