You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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