You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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