I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The ass gains better be worth it
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