The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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