It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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