OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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