Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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