I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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