Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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