i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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