Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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