just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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