He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
