In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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