Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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