And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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