Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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