I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize