Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Randomize
