When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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