haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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