capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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