Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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