its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Girls should come with a carfax report
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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