Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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