i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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