who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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