you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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