Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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