This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
