Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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