I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she peed on how many people?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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