I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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