ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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