Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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